Cleaning my ears because they smell of death. If you have stretched ears and you say “They don’t smell.”, you know you’re in denial.

Or you’re just clearly ignorant and stupid.

I’m not in denial. I LOOK AFTER MY LOBES.

Bloody hell.

It is seriously as simple as popping out your plugs before you shower and doing a daily jojoba oil/some similar oil massage.

People who don’t clean their lobes *shudder* yuckies.

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